My apologies

I want to apologize for my extremely long blogging hiatus. Unfortunately, the hiatus will continue for a while yet, due to insanely extensive revisions (which I will eventually tell you all about) and looming deadlines. This is what happens these days when I try to blog:

Me: *stealthily opens blank document*
Book 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Me: Um. Nothing?
Book 2: WHAT IS THAT DOCUMENT?
Me: It’s nothing. I was just maybe thinking about taking a teeny tiny little break from you for a second?
Book 2: HA. YOU’RE HILARIOUS. BACK TO WORK.
Me: But… I can’t work on you ALL the time.
Book 2: OF COURSE YOU CAN.
Me: But I—
Book 2: FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS, YOU WILL THINK, SPEAK, AND DREAM ONLY ABOUT ME.
Me: That’s pretty much accurate. Though I did dream about Gilmore Girls the other night…
Book 2: NO GILMORE GIRLS. ONLY ME.
Me: Okay, how about if I just step away for half an hour, and then—
Book 2: IF YOU CEASE THINKING ABOUT ME FOR ONE MOMENT, THERE WILL BE DOOM. DOOM AND GLOOM AND MORE DOOM AND MORE GLOOM AND—
Me: Okay, I get it, I—
Book 2: DOOM AND MORE DOOM AND MORE DOOOOOOM AND—
Me: OKAY. *closes blank document*
Book 2. Thank you.
 
See you in April.